ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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