Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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