People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
tell me about the eggs
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