i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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