I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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