I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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