make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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