508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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