was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You smell like stripper and shame
they need to just BURY HIM!
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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