I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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