sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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