i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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