Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
