we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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