kristin has been a bad kristin
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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