I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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