Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
