census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
