I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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