we have pet lesbian snakes
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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