She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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