nut hugger
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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