No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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