My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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