im gay
i know
yea but for you.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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