So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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