Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
birth control should be required to get into college
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Dick very happy bro
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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