why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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