Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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