got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
don't judge my taste in strippers
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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