butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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