halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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