never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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