whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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