wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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