if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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