why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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