We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Fuck appropriateness.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize