is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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