But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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