is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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