can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
