Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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