hotel room ftw
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I haven't been this sober since birth.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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