I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize