I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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