Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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