It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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