i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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