I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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