its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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