She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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