you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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