i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
